If it WERE one Universe.. I learned 2 things about US History this summer.
1. Bucky Barnes shot JFK
2. Magneto took the fall
- which one hogs the blanket: Avon, definitely. It’s that alpha upbringing.
- which one cuts the other’s hair: Vila cuts Avon’s hair. It’s probably the only reason it didn’t go totally out of control in series 4.
- which one makes coffee for the other every morning: Vila. Avon is not a morning person at all, so the only way Vila can convince him to wake up is to waft the smell of illegally purchased coffee at him.
- which one picks up the pizza: Avon. He doesn’t trust that he’ll get any if he left it up to Vila.
- which one likes their music on full volume: Vila. He loves old drinking songs and stuff like that. Avon appreciates the finer aspects of music, but finds it gets in the way of his thinking.
- which one complains about the crumbs on the bed: Avon. No question.
- which one is ticklish: Avon. When Vila found out, certain threats had to be made to ensure things like that didn’t get out.
- which one sings and which one plays the music: Vila sings and Avon plays. The music styles clash horrendously though.
- which one proposes: Vila. Regardless of how intelligent Avon reckons he is, Vila wasn’t going to wait for him to come up with the idea.
Send me a ship!